Was about to roast you, but then saw the sesame seeds for the ball hairs and literally LOL’d, good job! lol
Jazzlike_Camera_5782
Crumbshot
alilpeacenquiet
Dad worked in a bakery when i was young, and he and his buddies would make these with 3’ sourdough loaves (when the bosses were not around). They’d sprinkle poppy seeds on the “rolls”.
Dad made em for parties, and even took a couple extra on a cruise back in the day and gave one to the captain. After dinner he was in the kitchen showing staff how to make em!
He LOVES to talk about these loaves 🤣
Zealousideal_Pie8560
Oh my. >!I’ll take seven.!<
WordOfLies
You know what shape you’ll have to make next. I’d recommend bagel
ihatemyjobandyoutoo
10/10 would eat that
WillYouLevitate
Dixi_Normuss
Thats my type of bread!
agroshallot
ThereWolves
Brings a whole new meaning to getting bread
TheRealScubaSteve86
You may have a yeast infection.
Elegant-Stuff8387
Rhiannon1307
r/mildlypenis
Although this isn’t so ‘mildly’, lol
glaskas2402
You have been bread.
Writehse
Bro even put a tip on it😭
bigboxes1
It’s just not funny. What! Are you 2?
Smeagoo
Slice it to pieces
Vladd_the_Retailer
bmwm36969
you are asking for a yeast infection
Flarpinskideutch
A man and his hog 🥖
Tumbleweed-Pretty
I’ve heard of dough balls before – you’ve gone and added the dough shaft!
thedesperaterun
How does crass stuff like this get upvotes?
Squeaky_Ben
“is that a baguette in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
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Beautiful
perfectt
I appreciate unabashed gratuitousness.
I love that your dick also has a pussy
Thats a shlong breadstick 📏
Was about to roast you, but then saw the sesame seeds for the ball hairs and literally LOL’d, good job! lol
Crumbshot
Dad worked in a bakery when i was young, and he and his buddies would make these with 3’ sourdough loaves (when the bosses were not around). They’d sprinkle poppy seeds on the “rolls”.
Dad made em for parties, and even took a couple extra on a cruise back in the day and gave one to the captain. After dinner he was in the kitchen showing staff how to make em!
He LOVES to talk about these loaves 🤣
Oh my. >!I’ll take seven.!<
You know what shape you’ll have to make next. I’d recommend bagel
10/10 would eat that
Thats my type of bread!
Brings a whole new meaning to getting bread
You may have a yeast infection.
r/mildlypenis
Although this isn’t so ‘mildly’, lol
You have been bread.
Bro even put a tip on it😭
It’s just not funny. What! Are you 2?
Slice it to pieces
you are asking for a yeast infection
A man and his hog 🥖
I’ve heard of dough balls before – you’ve gone and added the dough shaft!
How does crass stuff like this get upvotes?
“is that a baguette in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”